Faye: The campus offers a wide variety of majors, but the crown jewel at M.U., is the Scaring school.
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Randy: Hey there, I'm your roommate. Name's Randy Boggs, scaring major.
Mike: Mike Wazowski, scaring major!
Randy: I can tell we're gonna be best chums, Mike! Take whichever bed you want. I wanted you to have first dibs.
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Johnny: Sorry, killer, but you might wanna hang out with some a little more of your speed?
Mike: Is that a joke?
Johnny: Sulley, talk to your friend.
Sullivan: He's not really my friend, but sure . . . You heard him. This is a party for scare students.
Mike: I am a scare student.
Sullivan: I mean for scare students who actually, you know . . . have a chance.
Mike: My chances are just as good as yours.
Sullivan: You're not even in the same league with me.
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Johnny: RORs are the best scarers on campus, Sullivan. Can't have a member getting shown up by a beach ball.
Sullivan: I'm gonna destroy that guy.
Johnny: Well then you'll get this back right away. It's time to start delivering on that Sullivan name.
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Sullivan: Mike, you're not scary. Not even a little. But you are fearless! And if Hardscrabble can't see that then she can just . . .
Hardscrabble: I can just what? Careful Mr. Sullivan. I was just warming up to you.