Po: Master Shifu, what do we got? Pirates? Vandals of Volcano Mountain? Whatever it is, l will take them down. 'Cause l am in the mood. l need to get something done, you know what l mean?
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Wolf Boss: Lord Shen! l saw a panda!
Shen: A panda?
Wolf Boss: A kung fu warrior. lt fought like a demon! Big and furry. Soft and squishy. Kind of plush and cuddly.
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Soothsayer: You don't know?
Po: Know what? What's so funny?
Shen: The very thing that you clearly do not know!
Po: OK, enough of these riddles! Would you guys spill the beans? |
阿波:師父,怎麼了?有海盜嗎?火山來的汪達爾人?不管是誰,我都會打敗他們,因為我現在超有fu,我得找人修理一頓,你知道我在說什麼嗎?
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狼將軍:沈王爺,我看見一隻熊貓。
沈王爺:熊貓?
狼將軍:一個功夫大俠,打鬥像惡魔一樣,壯碩又渾身毛皮,絨毛柔軟、濕漉,毛茸茸的,抱起來很舒服。
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羊仙姑:你不知道?
阿波:知道什麼?什麼事這麼好笑?
沈王爺:就是你根本不知道這件事很好笑。
阿波:好,夠多啞謎了,能不能請你們趕快告訴我答案? |