Cox: See, Larry, here's the problem. Your lack of educational background is gonna forever retard your movement up the UMart ladder.
Jack: You're forever retarded, Crowne, 'cause you didn't go to college.
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Larry: No. No. No, no, no. No, no, no. Listen, please, please, don't, I cannot be fired. These last couple years have just been a bloodbath. I mean, I have really taken a beating.
Jack: Hey, we've all gotten our clocks cleaned by our ex-wives. Am I right?
Cox: Larry, the timing on something like this is always a bitch.
Andrews: It's always a bitch.
Larry: I thought I was gonna be Employee of the Month.
Jack: Well, in a way, you are.
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Frances: What sin did you commit to have a class at 8:00 a.m.?
Miss Tainot: Earning a master's in comparative political discourse in the plays of Shakespeare and Shaw.〔……〕When was the last time you looked at your life and saw nothing but fraud? 〔……〕I wonder if I make a dollop of difference to anyone sitting in my classroom.
Frances: We used to, until Facebook and Twitter killed whatever attention span they had left.
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Talia: Wanna join my gang?
Larry: You're in a gang?
Talia: I hang with like-minded scooter enthusiasts. I'll give you a text, and you can do some free-wheeling.
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卡克斯：聽著，賴瑞，事情是這樣的，由於你缺乏教育背景，這將會永遠阻礙你在本公司的升遷。
傑克：永遠受到限制喔，克勞，因為你沒上大學。
〔……〕
賴瑞：不、不、不、不……聽著，拜託，不要，我不能被解雇，過去這幾年我過得相當慘烈，真的很辛苦。
傑克：嘿！我們大家都經歷過被前妻狠狠欺負的痛苦，對吧？
卡克斯：發生這種事情的時機總是很爛。
安德魯：爛透了。
賴瑞：我以為我又被選中「本月員工」。
傑克：某種程度上，你的確是。
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法蘭西斯：你造了什麼孽，要上早上八點的課？
塔伊諾老師：在研究「莎士比亞與伯納蕭戲劇中的政治論述」得到了碩士學位。〔……〕你上次看自己的人生卻發現這是一場騙局的時候是何時？〔……〕真想知道我有沒有讓學生在我的課上學到些什麼。
法蘭西斯：我們以前有，直到臉書與推特把他們僅存的注意力給扼殺了。
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塔莉亞：想加入我們這幫嗎？
賴瑞：你在幫派裡？
塔莉亞：我常跟興趣相投的騎機車一族混，我會傳簡訊給你，可以一起去騎車兜風。
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