Bruce: God. Yeah, Let’s thank God, shall we? For his blessings are raining down upon me. Wait! That’s not rain!
Grace: Bruce, please don’t do that, honey. You know that everything happens for a reason.
Bruce: That I don’t need. That is a cliché. That is not helpful to me. A bird in one hand is worth two in the bush. I have no bird, I have no bush! God has taken my bird and my bush!
Grace: So God is picking on you? Is that what you’re saying?
Bruce: No! He’s ignoring me completely. [……] I’m a victim. God is a mean kid sits on an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I’m the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if he wanted to, but he’d rather burn off my feelers and watch me squirm.
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Bruce: How do you make somebody love you without affecting free will?
God: Welcome to my world, son. You come up with an answer to that one, you let me know.
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God: Parting your soup is not a miracle, Bruce, it’s a magic trick. A single mom who’s working two jobs and still finds time to take her kid to soccer practice, that’s a miracle. A teenager who says no to drugs and yes to an education, that’s a miracle. People want me to do everything for them, and what they don’t realize is, they have the power. You want to see the miracle, son? Be the miracle.
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布魯斯：是啊，讓我們感謝上帝吧！祂的眷顧真如沐雨，喔不，這才不是沐雨。
葛瑞絲：布魯斯，拜託你不要這樣好嗎，事出必有因。
布魯斯：我不需要原因，真是老掉牙的說法，一點都沒有幫助。一鳥在手勝過兩鳥在林，喔等等，我沒有鳥，也沒有林，上帝把這些都從我身邊拿走了！
葛瑞絲：所以你的意思是上帝在惡整你？
布魯斯：不！祂根本就忽視我。[……]我是受害者。神是個壞心眼的小孩拿著放大鏡坐在螞蟻丘上，而我是螞蟻。祂願意的話，只要花五分鐘就可以改變我的人生，但祂寧願燒了我的觸角，看著我痛苦。
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布魯斯：要怎樣才能讓別人愛你而不影響他們的自由意志？
上帝：歡迎來到我的世界，如果你找到這個問題的答案，別忘了告訴我。
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上帝：布魯斯，把湯分成兩半不是奇蹟，這是魔術。一個單親媽媽兼職兩份工作還可以擠出時間帶小孩去足球練習，這是奇蹟；一位青少年向毒品說不並接受教育，這也是奇蹟。人們時常希望我幫他們完成許多事情，卻不知道能力其實掌握在自己手裡。你想要看見奇蹟嗎？成為奇蹟吧！
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