Caldwell: Some people collect vintage automobiles; some people collect fine wines; Fender collects people.
Williams: Each of us finds a remarkable person and invites them to dinner at Fender’s. We call it the Dinner for Winners.
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Tim: You invites idiots to dinner and make fun of them? That’s…messed up!
Caldwell: At the end of the night, Fender picks the best one, gives him a trophy, and we release him out in the wild, none the wiser.
Williams: Yeah, no harm, no foul.
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Darla: 〔seductively〕 I'm a naughty little schoolgirl...
Barry: You look a little old to be a schoolgirl.
Darla: I need to be punished. I cheated in class. Don't you want to be my schoolteacher?
Barry: I'm really not qualified I work for the IRS.
Darla: Not tonight...
Barry: No, all the time. I work...
Darla: Ok, ok! You work for the IRS and I have been very, very bad. I haven't paid my taxes and I need to be spanked, NOW!
Barry: Well, that's really not the way it works, you probably just have to pay the difference, plus interest...
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Barry: Well, these people invited us here to make fun of us. This is a contest for the biggest idiot... which I nailed!
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考德威爾：有些人收藏古董汽車；有人收藏美酒；芬德收藏人。
威廉：我們每個人都找個人，然後邀請他們去芬德家，我們稱之為「贏家晚餐」。
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提姆：你們邀請傻瓜參加晚宴，然後取笑人家？那…真是太瞎了！
考德威爾：等到晚宴結束，芬德選出誰最白癡，頒獎杯給他，然後把他放走，他們還是傻呼呼的。
威廉：是啊，完全無傷大雅。
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黛拉：〔挑逗的〕我是個頑皮的女學生…
貝瑞：你太老，看起來不太像學生。
黛拉：我必須接受懲罰，我考試作弊，你難道不想當我的老師嗎？
貝瑞：我實在是不夠資格，我在國稅局工作。
黛拉：今晚你不是…
貝瑞：不…一直都是，我的工作…
黛拉：好、好。你在國稅局工作，我一直以來都非常、非常不守規矩，我都沒有繳稅，我需要被打屁股！現在！
貝瑞：不過這不是這樣處理的，你要先付清差額，再加上利息……
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貝瑞：這些人邀請我們來取笑我們，這是一場大傻瓜比賽…而我贏了！
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