Mark: The story you’re about to see takes place in a world where the human race has never evolved the ability to tell a lie. This is a typical town in that world. As you can see, people have jobs and cars and houses and families, but everyone tells the absolute truth. There’s no such thing as deceit or flattery or fiction. People say exactly what they think, and sometimes that can come across as a bit harsh. But they’ve got no choice in the matter. It’s their nature.
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Woman: Wow, I just took one of the biggest poops of my whole life. What are you ordering?
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Bob: Hi, I'm Bob. I'm the spokesperson for the Coca-Cola company. I'm here today to ask you to continue buying coke. Sure it's a drink you've been drinking for years, and if you still enjoy it, I'd like to remind you to buy it again sometime soon. It's basically just brown sugar water, we haven't changed the ingredients much lately, so there's nothing new I can tell you about that. We changed the can around a little bit though. See, the colors here are different there, and we added a polar bear so the kids like us. Coke is very high in sugar and like any high calorie soda it can lead to obesity in children and adults who don't sustain a very healthy diet. So that's it, it's coke. It's very famous, everyone knows it. I'm Bob, I work for coke, and I'm asking you to not stop buying coke. That's all. [Take a sip.] It's a bit sweet. Thank you.
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馬克：你將要看到的這個故事發生在這樣的世界，人類還沒有進化到有撒謊的能力。這是那世界裡典型的小鎮，正如你看到的，人們有工作、車子、房子和家庭，但他們都說實話，那裡沒有欺騙、阿諛奉承或謊言，人們都直話直說，有時候聽起來有點刺耳，但他們別無選擇，這是他們的天性。
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女人：哇！我剛拉了我人生中最大的一坨屎！你要點些什麼呢？
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巴柏：你好，我是巴柏，我是可口可樂公司的發言人，今天我在這裡是想請你們繼續買可樂。我相信這是你們已經喝了多年的飲料，如果你還喜歡他，我想提醒你最近趕快再去購買吧！可樂基本上只是棕色的糖水，配方最近也沒什麼改變，所以我無法告訴你們一些新的消息。不過飲料罐包裝倒是有些改變，你看顏色有些不同，增加了北極熊圖案，希望小孩子喜歡。像其他的高熱量汽水一樣，可樂的糖份很高，會導致飲食不健康的孩子和大人們變得肥胖。就是這樣，這就是可樂，很有名，眾所皆知。我是巴柏，我在可樂公司上班，我請求你們不要停止買可樂。我說完了。〔喝一口〕有點甜。謝謝。
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