Katherine: So you don't have a car.
Adam: No, I don't even have a license actually.
Katherine: Why not?
Adam: It's incredibly dangerous. It's like the fifth leading cause of death, which is, I guess, just a few behind cancer.
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Kyle: What are your odds?
Adam: I don't know. I looked it up and it said 50/50. But that's like the Internet, so...
Kyle: That's not that bad. That's better than I thought. You're gonna be fine, man. You're young. Young people beat cancer all the time. Every celebrity beats cancer.
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Adam: No one wants to fuck me. I look like Voldemort.
Kyle: No, you don't. It doesn't matter, man. Seriously. You just invite her out on a doggy date, tell her you have cancer, and fuck the shit out of her.
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凱蒂：所以你沒有車。
亞當：沒有，事實上，我連駕照都沒有。
凱蒂：為什麼？
亞當：因為開車超危險的，車禍是第五大死因，我猜，只排癌症後面一點點。
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凱爾：治好的機率多大？
亞當：我不知道，我有查過是一半一半，但那是網路資料，所以...
凱爾：那還好嘛，比我想像中好。老兄，你會好起來的，你還年輕，年輕人一天到晚抗癌成功，名人也是。
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亞當：不會有人想跟我上床的啦，我看起來超像佛地魔的。
凱爾：不，才不像，像也沒差。老兄，我是認真的，你就邀她跟你一起蹓狗約會，告訴他你有癌症，然後上了她。
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