Warner: Elle, pooh bear, I think we should break up.
Elle: What?
Warner: I've been thinking, and it's the right thing to do.
Elle: You're breaking up with me? I thought you were proposing.
Warner: Proposing? Elle, if I'm going to be a senator I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.
Elle: You're breaking up with me because I'm too blonde?
Warner: No. That's not entirely true.
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Elle’s father: Law school?
Elle: It's a perfectly respectable place, daddy.
Elle’s father: Honey, you were first runner up at the Miss Hawaiian Tropics contest. Why are you gonna throw that all away?
Elle: Going to Harvard is the only way I'll get the love of my life back.
Elle’s father: Sweetheart, you don't need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, Button, are none of those things.
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華納：艾兒，親愛的，我覺得我們應該分手。
艾兒：什麼？
華納：我一直在想這件事，而我認為這是對的決定。
艾兒：你在跟我分手？我已為你在求婚。
華納：求婚？艾兒，如果我要當參議員，我要娶的是像賈桂琳那樣的女人，而不是瑪麗蓮夢露。
艾兒：你跟我分手是因為我頭髮是金色的？
華納：不，不全然是這個問題。
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艾兒的父親：法學院？
艾兒：爸，那是個令人尊敬的地方。
艾兒的父親：親愛的，你是夏威夷小姐選美的亞軍，為什麼要放棄這些呢？
艾兒：只有去哈佛我才能贏回我生命中的愛。
艾兒的父親：親愛的，你不需要念法學院，法學院是給無趣、醜陋和嚴肅的人念的，而妳，親愛的，根本不是那樣的人呀。
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