David: Well, there's the man of the hour.
Woody: The what?
David: The man of the hour.
Woody: I . . . I don't know.
David: So, you told the sheriff that you were walking to Nebraska?
Woody: That's right. To get my million dollars.
David: What million dollars? [ . . . . . . ] Dad, this is a total come-on. It's . . . It's one of the oldest gimmicks in the book. I didn't even know they still did it anymore.
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Ross: Hey, Dad, how come you didn't fix the truck first or take a bus? Why did you just start walking?
David: Don't pull his chain like that. The poor guy doesn't know what's going on half the time.
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David: Oh. You knew my dad?
Peg: It's ancient history now, and I don't want to speak out of turn, but Woody and I used to go together.
David: You were his girlfriend?
Peg: That's right.
David: What happened?
Peg: Your mother is what happened. How is Kate?
David: Fine. She's here, too.
Peg: You tell her Peg Bender says hello.
David: Okay. She won't slap me, will she?
Peg: Why would she? She won. It's water under the bridge.
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Kate: I don't believe the nerve of you people. Usually a person has to die before the vultures start circling.