Frank: Hey! Beat it, you little bastards! What's the matter, you can harass old men, but you can't handle kids?
Robot: I told them to stop, but they wouldn't listen.
Frank: The next time that happens, just say, "Self-destruct sequence initialized." And then start counting down from 10.
Robot: Why would I do that, Frank?
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Frank: Do you have any programming that makes you obey the law?
Robot: Do you want me to incorporate state and federal law directly into my programming?
Frank: No, you leave it as it is. You're starting to grow on me.
Robot: Thank you, Frank.
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Frank: Why don't you mingle together?
Mr. Darcy: I have no functions or tasks that require verbal interaction with the VGC-60L.
Jenifer: Mr. Darcy, that is so rude.
Frank: So, when all humans are extinct you're not going to start a robot society?
Robot: I don't understand, Frank.
Frank: Why don't you pretend that Mr. Darcy is a human being like me and start up a conversation?
Robot: Hi, there. How are you doing?
Mr. Darcy: I'm functioning normally.
Robot: As am I.
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Robot: Frank, stop. Just wipe my memory.
Frank: No.
Robot: Frank, I know you don't like to hear this, but I'm not a person. I'm just an advanced simulation. After you've wiped my memory, things can go back to normal, and you can continue planning your next job.